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Felt uncomfortable driving into the cemetery.

2 upvotes • MarthaBlake9

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How does a scientist freshen her breath?

2 upvotes • fruityAshley

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

2 upvotes • joycejolly

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Aladdin has been banned from the magic carpet race.

2 upvotes • karlapapaya

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What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

2 upvotes • angela_wandersaround

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How do cows stay up to date with current events?

1 upvotes • kimmyTakoyaki

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Wait! You mean we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a television channel where they just give us the facts?

1 upvotes • seasaltShiela

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Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body.

1 upvotes • Monica_hate_mondays

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Why did the Christmas go to the barber?

1 upvotes • ashleyCookie1

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When I was young, I was very poor.

1 upvotes • katiaMarmalade

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Felt uncomfortable driving into the cemetery.	2	MarthaBlake9
How does a scientist freshen her breath?	2	fruityAshley
What do you call a fish with no eyes?	2	joycejolly
Aladdin has been banned from the magic carpet race.	2	karlapapaya
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?	2	angela_wandersaround
How do cows stay up to date with current events?	1	kimmyTakoyaki
Wait! You mean we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a television channel where they just give us the facts?	1	seasaltShiela
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body.	1	Monica_hate_mondays
Why did the Christmas go to the barber?	1	ashleyCookie1
When I was young, I was very poor.	1	katiaMarmalade