/r/humansarespaceorcs
“Alright, the FTL computer says we’ll be there in 2 hours.” The human smirked. “That sounds like a challenge.” “Human, no!”
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Humans are THE ONLY sapient deathworlders that have made it into space - and aliens find it both intriguing and unnerving
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REMINDER: A frightened human should not, under any circumstances, be attempted to be subdued. If your human is under the effects of adrenaline, please call professionals to come handle the situation
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The humans have now discovered that they have unwillingly enrolled into the unofficial "human distribution system." after the aliens found them overly cute.
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The humans found out we have them as emergency nutrition resources. Now YOU get to the sector they barricaded themelves to tell them it's for the carbon dioxide they emmit that we might need to do photosynthesis in a pinch.
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