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My city has been cutoff from the world and overrun with monsters. I have a set of rules to stay alive. HOLY SHIT & A MR. BAILEY EXTRAVAGANZA...oh, and also Rule #10 I guess

by /u/gonavy27 in /r/nosleep

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This post is part of the following series:

  1. 1. My city has been cut off from the world and overrun with monsters. I have a set of rules to stay alive. First up: Rule #2
  2. 2. My city has been cut off from the world and overrun with monsters. I have a set of rules to stay alive. Last night, Rule #6 saved me from having my soul sucked out
  3. 3. My city has been cut off from the world and overrun with monsters. I have a set of rules to stay alive. Rule #9 sounds stupid, but trust me, a blueberry can prevent a horrific death
  4. 4. My city has been cut off from the world and overrun with monsters. I have a set of rules to stay alive. Rule #4 saves me from being an unwilling organ donor
  5. 5. My city has been cut off from the world and overrun with monsters. I have a set of rules to stay alive. Rule #11: Sometimes YOU are the monster
  6. 6. My city has been cut off from the world and overrun with monsters. I have a set of rules to stay alive. Ignoring Rule #5 and being a raging dumbass almost got me killed. Like, more than usual
  7. 7. My city has been cut off from the world and overrun with monsters. I have a set of rules to stay alive. Apparently, having no Christmas spirit can be fatal
  8. 8. My city has been cut off from the world and overrun with monsters. I have a set of rules to stay alive. Rule #8: Singing can make your head explode. And no, I don't just mean getting a headache from bad singing on American Idol
  9. 9. My city has been cutoff from the world and overrun with monsters. I have a set of rules to stay alive. HOLY SHIT & A MR. BAILEY EXTRAVAGANZA...oh, and also Rule #10 I guess
  10. 10. My city has been cut off from the world and overrun with monsters. I have a set of rules to stay alive. Waffles just saved my life. If that sounds crazy, well, buckle up, because it's even crazier than it sounds

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