I'm a commentator for a tournament of nightmares. Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

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1. I run a bar that serves one of a kind drinks to clients in exchange for their stories...this one got to me.
2. I run a bar that serves one of a kind drinks to clients in exchange for their stories...this one will be the death of me (Part 2)
3. I run a bar that serves one of a kind drinks to clients in exchange for their stories...this one will sober you up. (Part 3)
4. I run a bar that serves one of a kind drinks to clients in exchange for their stories...this one will hurt. (Part 4)
5. I run a bar that serves one of a kind drinks to clients in exchange for their stories...this is the last call. (Part 5)
6. I ran a bar that served one of a kind drinks to clients in exchange for their stories...but now it's closing time. (FINAL)
7. “I’m a Maintenance Man for the Hotel Inertia and you should never stay here...this is Floor 1.”
8. I'm a maintenance man for the Hotel Inertia and the second floor has a hunger problem...
9. I'm a maintenance man for the Hotel Inertia and the third floor has a constant sound that's making people sick...
10. Observations from an Agoraphobic: I saw something terrifying enough to make me open the door.
11. Observations of an Agoraphobic: I buzz in Mistress Ophelia's clients, they don't always come back out.
12. Observations of an Agoraphobic: I will never order from Mr. Moloch's Takeout again.
13. My family has a tortoise that produces a tarot card for every member born. Lately, he's been producing ones that I don't recognise.
14. My family has a tortoise that produces a tarot card for every member born. The horror isn't just in the new ones, it's in the old ones.
15. My family has a tortoise that produces a tarot card for every member born. I think his latest card just predicted the end of the world.
16. My family has a tortoise that produces a tarot card for every member born. Today, we brought the cycle to an end. (FINAL)
17. Does anyone remember a TV channel called ‘Beneath the Static’?
18. Does anyone remember a TV channel called ‘Beneath the Static’? (Part 2)
19. Does anyone remember a TV channel called 'Beneath The Static?' (Part 3)
20. Does anyone remember a TV channel called ‘Beneath the Static’? (Part 4)
21. Does anyone remember a TV channel called ‘Beneath the Static’? (Part 5)
22. Does anyone remember a TV channel called ‘Beneath the Static’? (Part 6)
23. Does anyone remember a TV channel called 'Beneath The Static'? (Part 7)
24. Does anyone remember a channel called 'Beneath The Static'? (FINAL)
25. I’m a commentator for a tournament of nightmares. I’m not sure the participants are willing.
26. I’m a commentator for a tournament of nightmares. The opening round was a bloodbath.
27. I’m a commentator for a tournament of nightmares. True horrors emerged in the quarterfinals.
28. I'm a commentator for a tournament of nightmares. The quarterfinals ended with more questions than answers.
29. I'm a commentator for a tournament of nightmares. There's more than one horrifying champion in the NFC.
30. I'm a commentator for a tournament of nightmares. There's darker things going on here than just the fights.
31. I’m a commentator for a tournament of nightmares. Sometimes it comes down to pure luck.
32. I'm a commentator for a tournament of nightmares. I've seen what some will do to win and it terrifies me.
33. I'm a commentator for a tournament of nightmares. I found out where the NFC gets its nightmares from.
34. I’m a commentator for a tournament of nightmares. The hunt is over.
35. I'm a commentator for a tournament of nightmares. The only thing they fear is her.
36. I'm a commentator for a tournament of nightmares. We've reached the finals but for every victory, there's a graver consequence.
37. I'm a commentator for a tournament of nightmares. Before we reach the end, I got the interview of a lifetime.
38. I'm a commentator for a tournament of nightmares. Glory to the NFC.
39. There are 7 inmates on death row in a secret prison and I've been tasked with eating their sins. Lust can be a suffocating, sickening experience.
40. There are 6 inmates on death row in a secret prison and I've been tasked with eating their sins. If we let it, Greed will consume us all.
41. There are 5 inmates on death row in a secret prison and I've been tasked with eating their sins. Envy eats nothing, but its own heart.
42. There are 4 inmates on death row in a secret prison and I've been tasked with eating their sins. Through Sloth comes the greatest tragedies.
43. There are 3 inmates on death row in a secret prison and I've been tasked with eating their sins. Gluttony is the act of digging a grave with your own teeth.
44. There are 2 inmates on death row in a secret prison and I've been tasked with eating their sins. Wrath is the last thing in a man to grow old.
45. There is 1 inmate left on death row in a secret prison and I've been tasked with eating their sins. Pride runs in the family.
46. There are no more inmates left on death row in a secret prison. Only the oldest sin remains. I'll carry it with me forever.
47. I'm a Pathologist who performs autopsies on nightmares. This autopsy talked back.
48. I'm a Pathologist who performs autopsies on nightmares. Laughter is not the best medicine.
49. I work for a psychologist who specialises in killing imaginary friends. Sometimes our most terrifying ideas come when we least expect it.
50. I was just told the three words you never want to hear.
51. I work for a psychologist who specialises in killing imaginary friends. We can deny it all we want, but I don't think they're imaginary.
52. Why did the garbagemen start coming in the dead of night?
53. I've found an iceberg video based on me... What do I do?
54. I don't trust The Sturgeon Farmers Collective.
55. "There is a person at your front door."
56. I'm The Last Sin Eater and there's one last sin we haven't talked about. Betrayal is the only truth that sticks.
57. Has anyone else lost track of their shadow?
58. A dark cloud followed me home.
59. I sell tapes of people's past experiences. I broke our company code.
60. I sell tapes of people’s past experiences. We need to talk about the banned section.
61. I used to work as a social media moderator. These are the things you don’t hear about.
62. I used to work as a social media moderator. These are the things you don’t hear about. (Part 2)
63. What do you do when your mute sons sock puppet starts talking?
64. Whenever people speak, subtitles appear. They don’t match what they’re saying.
65. I received a sponsor in prison. They paid me to get worse.
66. I used to work as a social media moderator. These are the things you don't hear about. (FINALE)
67. The Tournament of Nightmares Is Here: The NFC Has Finally Returned.
68. I'm a commentator for a tournament of nightmares. The teams are more terrifying than the monsters.
69. I'm a commentator for a tournament of nightmares. There's levels to the horrors here and the fear runs deep.
70. I'm a commentator for a tournament of nightmares. Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

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