/r/okbuddybaldur
if you gave Astarion sunblock and told him it was a potion that could help protect him from the sun, you would talk to him later and he would be violently ill and red and in between him cursing at you, you'd realize he didn't know it was a topical cream and chugged the bottle as soon as you left
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Guy, I’ve tried to break up with my GF after she reunited with her family. She said she felt whole, and I thought she wouldn’t need me anymore, but she’s been following me for the past six months! WTF do I do?!
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You just know this greasy-ass mf has hella clogged blackheads and filthy pores all over his back and face. It would be like a honey comb pattern if you popped them all out with your fingernails can you imagine?
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