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Jerry deserved the first class seat since he was the one who gave Elaine his extra ticket in the first place. Also, there were clearly empty seats in first class when Elaine snuck in. Why wasn’t she offered one of those by the ticket agent?

77 upvotes • sizzlinsunshine

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You drugged a woman so you could play with her toy collection?

77 upvotes • arrowoodgabriel

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They test. They dig

77 upvotes • wms5228

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Happy Birthday TO YOU, Richard Fancy!!!!!!!!!

75 upvotes • UncleSoaky

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Every time an Olympics commentator says "tuck" my mind goes straight to this, a line that I manage to sneak into conversation surprisingly often

74 upvotes • greenkashmir

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I totally forgot Jason Alexander was in Nickelback. He looked like had a fine head of hair.

74 upvotes • definitiveshepard

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Here’s an idea. You coach gymnastics team in high school. And you’re married. And your son’s not interested in gymnastics and you’re pushing him into gymnastics.

73 upvotes • ssssnipe

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I think Poppy sat here

70 upvotes • Mike_It_Is

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The Maestro was clearly never into Twisted Sister

64 upvotes • lotsofarts

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Booked a reservation for a restaurant…

63 upvotes • Ok-Ad-4866

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Jerry deserved the first class seat since he was the one who gave Elaine his extra ticket in the first place. Also, there were clearly empty seats in first class when Elaine snuck in. Why wasn’t she offered one of those by the ticket agent?	77	sizzlinsunshine
You drugged a woman so you could play with her toy collection?	77	arrowoodgabriel
They test. They dig	77	wms5228
Happy Birthday TO YOU, Richard Fancy!!!!!!!!!	75	UncleSoaky
Every time an Olympics commentator says "tuck" my mind goes straight to this, a line that I manage to sneak into conversation surprisingly often	74	greenkashmir
I totally forgot Jason Alexander was in Nickelback. He looked like had a fine head of hair.	74	definitiveshepard
Here’s an idea. You coach gymnastics team in high school. And you’re married. And your son’s not interested in gymnastics and you’re pushing him into gymnastics.	73	ssssnipe
I think Poppy sat here	70	Mike_It_Is
The Maestro was clearly never into Twisted Sister	64	lotsofarts
Booked a reservation for a restaurant…	63	Ok-Ad-4866