| Goths at Walmart | 1194 | shinydragonmist | | | | |
| Which character do you think gets the most hate and deserves it? | 1107 | Dapper_Weight3919 | | | | |
| Which Kenny death is the most painful? | 1055 | DesperateBuilding612 | | | | |
| How would you rate/review Liane’s Parenting of Cartman | 1032 | LandOfGrace2023 | | | | |
| It will soon cost about tree fiddy to post on r/SouthPark | 1020 | TarislandEnjoyer | | | | |
| I was at a shop today, and they sold SP stickers there. Who tf is bro | 1006 | TehFurret | | | | |
| What happened to MINTBERRY CRUNCH?!?!?! | 996 | quigon_jane | | | | |
| Where were the girls? | 881 | Toothless-In-Wapping | | | | |
| Do you poop backwards or something? | 831 | Unclestanky | | | | |
| Just a reminder | 810 | Groundbreaking-Pea92 | | | | |
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