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I woke up on a perfect spring morning, yawned, and I heard my wife and daughter talking downstairs in the kitchen.
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After Fred escaped, I frantically ran around, shouting, “Where’d my monkey go? Has anybody seen him?”
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In the aftermath of the apocalypse, I finally gave up the hope of finding any other survivors, and I shot myself in the head with my pistol to end all the loneliness.
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[APR22] After playing far too many rounds of poker in the casino, Ed was broke, so he decided to shoot himself in the head to end all of his troubles.
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In the aftermath of the apocalypse, I finally gave up the hope of finding any other survivors, and I shot myself in the head with my pistol to end it all, the loneliness, the hunger, and the dread.
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[SEP22] The man showed her the button and said, "If you press this, I'll give you $1,000 dollars, but a random creature will die somewhere."
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