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Knowing genies had a tendency to misinterpret wishes, Sally's first wish was to be able to perfectly specify her subsequent wishes.

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I entered the door to the special dimension where the "me"s from every alternate universe can finally meet.

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"Don't worry sweetie, we're going to be with mommy soon."

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In a surprising turn of events, I was able to wrestle the demon's gun out of his hand.

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I decided to keep the baby even after my ex said he'll leave me if I do.

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I volunteered my wife to be eaten first by the beasts.

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The zombie horde closed in as I banged on the locked door.

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[AUG22] I Iove waiting for the sudden burst of popping noises when microwaving popcorn.

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We held each other close, knowing that this might be the last night before I turn.

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Knowing the last of the Smith family can't win the lawsuit, I smiled as creditors went to collect him as they did with the rest of the family.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Knowing genies had a tendency to misinterpret wishes, Sally's first wish was to be able to perfectly specify her subsequent wishes.	14
I entered the door to the special dimension where the "me"s from every alternate universe can finally meet.	11
"Don't worry sweetie, we're going to be with mommy soon."	9
In a surprising turn of events, I was able to wrestle the demon's gun out of his hand.	9
I decided to keep the baby even after my ex said he'll leave me if I do.	7
I volunteered my wife to be eaten first by the beasts.	5
The zombie horde closed in as I banged on the locked door.	5
[AUG22] I Iove waiting for the sudden burst of popping noises when microwaving popcorn.	5
We held each other close, knowing that this might be the last night before I turn.	4
Knowing the last of the Smith family can't win the lawsuit, I smiled as creditors went to collect him as they did with the rest of the family.	3