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My wife told me she wanted a completely traditional birth.

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"What, no, I didn't get a smoke alarm or anything installed," replied my wife, still half asleep.

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She always said "When I grow up, I wanna be just like mommy!"

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My mom told me that one of her happiest memories was hearing my first words.

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Shooting up a school is fucking stupid: it requires way too much effort, causes a lot of chaos, and there's no way of getting away with it.

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You know the best thing about comic con?

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My hands tremble as I put finishing touches on the time machine, well aware of how painstakingly precise this next part has to be...

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"Your beautiful eyes remind me of my mom's," I told my Tinder date.

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As the Psychic read my palm, a chilling terror crept into him.

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Bleeding out, I used my final moments to bang against my mother's window, trying to alert her of the killer creeping up to her.

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