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Winning awards on Reddit is overrated.

54 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Every night before bed, I cover my body in dirt and spend an hour inside the freezer practising to stay perfectly still.

52 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"If you pull out that gun, you better not fucking miss," said my drunk father.

50 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Like every other morning, my cute little puppy jumped on top of me and started licking my face.

49 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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After years of struggling with obesity, I finally have a healthy BMI!

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Tonight is the first time in six years that I felt a semblance of happiness.

48 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"Hey! Tom, right? Your science report was awesome dude! I never knew you could make soap from human fat. Wanna hang out sometime?"

47 upvotes • r/shortscarystories

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"Ready or not, here I come!"

44 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Our planet was on the brink of destruction as a result of the centuries-long war between our two factions, leaving me no choice but to relocate my kind to a new habitable planet.

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"Take a picture, it'll last longer," she snarled.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Winning awards on Reddit is overrated.	54	TwoSentenceHorror
Every night before bed, I cover my body in dirt and spend an hour inside the freezer practising to stay perfectly still.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
"If you pull out that gun, you better not fucking miss," said my drunk father.	50	TwoSentenceSadness
Like every other morning, my cute little puppy jumped on top of me and started licking my face.	49	TwoSentenceSadness
After years of struggling with obesity, I finally have a healthy BMI!	49	TwoSentenceHorror
Tonight is the first time in six years that I felt a semblance of happiness.	48	TwoSentenceSadness
"Hey! Tom, right? Your science report was awesome dude! I never knew you could make soap from human fat. Wanna hang out sometime?"	47	shortscarystories
"Ready or not, here I come!"	44	TwoSentenceSadness
Our planet was on the brink of destruction as a result of the centuries-long war between our two factions, leaving me no choice but to relocate my kind to a new habitable planet.	40	TwoSentenceHorror
"Take a picture, it'll last longer," she snarled.	38	TwoSentenceHorror