/u/AceMcClean's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Even though my beer bottle fell to the floor, it looked fine enough to take another swig.

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Struggling with decision making and guilt, I let the internet help me out.

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Spent all day trying to get my wife to respond to me.

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Thankfully I was able to remove the flying insect that flew into my ear.

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“But it could be Santa, it could be Santa!” my two children chanted in unison from the basement.

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I was thankfully able to remove the insect that accidentally flew into my ear.

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Waking up in a daze on a hospital bed, I thought “no, not again”.

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I always imagined comparison arguments with my child about “who had it worse” would revolve around interest rates or level of pay.

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I always imagined comparison arguments about “who had it worse” with my child would revolve around interest rates or level of pay compare to today.

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“Eat your dinner, there are starving children in underdeveloped countries”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Even though my beer bottle fell to the floor, it looked fine enough to take another swig.	14
Struggling with decision making and guilt, I let the internet help me out.	5
Spent all day trying to get my wife to respond to me.	1
Thankfully I was able to remove the flying insect that flew into my ear.	1
“But it could be Santa, it could be Santa!” my two children chanted in unison from the basement.	1
I was thankfully able to remove the insect that accidentally flew into my ear.	1
Waking up in a daze on a hospital bed, I thought “no, not again”.	1
I always imagined comparison arguments with my child about “who had it worse” would revolve around interest rates or level of pay.	1
I always imagined comparison arguments about “who had it worse” with my child would revolve around interest rates or level of pay compare to today.	1
“Eat your dinner, there are starving children in underdeveloped countries”	1