/u/Ace_Decker's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"And what would you like for Christmas young lady?" The mall Santa asked in his usual jolly-toned voice.

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I lost my best friend years ago…

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My mother keeps telling me I'm too irresponsible to be fully independent.

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After many years and many attempts, I still can't read Elanor and Parks by Rainbow Rowell.

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My biological father left my mother because he didn't want 2 kids, but if she did end up pregnant, he wanted a son.

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"You're gone and I gotta stay High, all the time, to keep you off my mind!"

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What started out as a joke with my college friends was secretly the truth the whole time.

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I’m so happy I taught myself how to sew.

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When the knives slit over latex sacks filled with fake blood the folks became painfully aware of the scent of iron and water filling the air, no one could react properly as it would risk breaking an illusion. NSFW

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Amanda was the first on the scene; needless to say; the scream was deafening.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"And what would you like for Christmas young lady?" The mall Santa asked in his usual jolly-toned voice.	40
I lost my best friend years ago…	39
My mother keeps telling me I'm too irresponsible to be fully independent.	37
After many years and many attempts, I still can't read Elanor and Parks by Rainbow Rowell.	34
My biological father left my mother because he didn't want 2 kids, but if she did end up pregnant, he wanted a son.	33
"You're gone and I gotta stay High, all the time, to keep you off my mind!"	32
What started out as a joke with my college friends was secretly the truth the whole time.	25
I’m so happy I taught myself how to sew.	22
When the knives slit over latex sacks filled with fake blood the folks became painfully aware of the scent of iron and water filling the air, no one could react properly as it would risk breaking an illusion. NSFW	21
Amanda was the first on the scene; needless to say; the scream was deafening.	20