/u/AdPatient167's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My job sucks, it's hot and my boss is mean

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I'm kind and caring and living free, I hate to sleep when the night falls

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I wish I had stepped back when I saw my reflection

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you should have seen the look on my face when my wife came through the front door

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I love looking for old antiques cars at Auctions

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I woke this Morning smelling like wet dog

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The United Federation of Planets told me "New planets New civilizations, To go where no one has gone before!"

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If you go down to the woods today you're sure of a big surprise

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I always get a fantastic view fixing the comms satellite

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A man calls his wife to tell her he's not going to be home and he loves her

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My job sucks, it's hot and my boss is mean	6
I'm kind and caring and living free, I hate to sleep when the night falls	6
I wish I had stepped back when I saw my reflection	4
you should have seen the look on my face when my wife came through the front door	4
I love looking for old antiques cars at Auctions	3
I woke this Morning smelling like wet dog	3
The United Federation of Planets told me "New planets New civilizations, To go where no one has gone before!"	3
If you go down to the woods today you're sure of a big surprise	3
I always get a fantastic view fixing the comms satellite	3
A man calls his wife to tell her he's not going to be home and he loves her	3