/u/AdamGreyskul75's posts
[WP] You are a Demon Lord. You've finally managed to capture the Hero, the Head of The Church, and The King. You have them all sitting in front of you tied to chairs. "Now," you calmly pick up an ice pick, "Which one of you has been scaring children telling them I will eat them?"
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[WP] "Captain! There's a light in the library window! The Nerds call for aid!" "The Nerds call for aid? The Jocks will answer the call!"
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[WP] "Dad said to do it if we were in trouble!" "Dad was crazy, that's why we're in trouble!" "I'm trying it. *beep beep* Hello is anyone there? They took our dad, and he said to call for help." "Galactic Battle Cruiser 'Dragon' responding. Help is on the way, your highness!"
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[WP] You awake to find yourself in a room with a multitude of people. After some confusion a voice speaks over the PA system. You've somehow been placed in a death game for the entertainment of the rich. You begin to laugh hysterically, as this is SOOO not going to go the way they want it to.
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[WP] The royal procession moves down the street. The King on his horse, followed by ranks of soldiers. The people bow as he passes by. The King suddenly pulls his horse up, causing it to rear. Scrambling out of the saddle he approaches an old man. Lifting him to his feet, "You NEVER bow to me!"
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[WP] Earth, that small blue marble 3rd from the sun, has just been discovered by a ravening invasive species. Humans are like sheep to them. But as wolves and coyotes often do, they didn't think of one thing. The shepherds.
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[WP] Any oath spoken in your presence is binding, must be fulfilled, and cannot be broken without your express spoken permission. Your choice of career is obvious.
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[WP] You, a bully, stand over the weak nerd, glasses broken under your shoe, waiting for them to cry. They look up at you in pity, eyes shining with a peculiar light. "I curse you," they intone in a voice that echos in your mind, "with seeing the truth."
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[WP] "So, I'm really adopted?" "Of course you are. You're human, I'm a werewolf, mom's a fairy, and Dad is... well dad's dad." "So, I'm not really your brother?" The tears in my brothers eyes incited a rage I'd never felt before. "Who was it? Who told you that lie? Who was it?!?"
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[WP] You and the other nerds have always been protected by James, a badass loner that the jocks and punks are scared of. James parents were killed in a car wreck and his mourning has made him a target for all the ones that used to be scared of him. Now, it's your turn to protect him.
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