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[OCT22] “Will you marry me?” he asked, holding my great-grandmother’s wedding ring up to me.

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[SEP22] “Sir, I don’t think millions of dollars will make this problem go away.”

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[SEP22] Later, after mopping up the blood, the cult speculated that Brother Wendell had misspoken during an important part of the Gift of Wisdom ritual.

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[APR23] “That fool sent Smith to defuse the bomb?!”

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[NOV22] “I shall make you the best,” the devil snarled, “but your payment will be measured in time, as a moment given is sacred, finite, and can never be reclaimed.”

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[OCT22] I’m beginning to suspect that my wife is not longer the woman I married, that she’s been replaced by something else.

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My two year old woke me up several times in the middle of the night saying “spy-ee-der” and pointing in her crib.

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[OCT22] I know she only married me to get her citizenship, but that’s ok.

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[AUG22] I vaguely remember my science teacher telling us that there’s no such thing as cold, only the absence of heat.

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[SEP22] The year is 2133, and millions of fans lament that their assigned team, the Detroit Lions, just lost Super Amazon Prime Bowl CLXVII.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[OCT22] “Will you marry me?” he asked, holding my great-grandmother’s wedding ring up to me.	49	TwoSentenceHorror
[SEP22] “Sir, I don’t think millions of dollars will make this problem go away.”	47	TwoSentenceHorror
[SEP22] Later, after mopping up the blood, the cult speculated that Brother Wendell had misspoken during an important part of the Gift of Wisdom ritual.	43	TwoSentenceHorror
[APR23] “That fool sent Smith to defuse the bomb?!”	43	TwoSentenceHorror
[NOV22] “I shall make you the best,” the devil snarled, “but your payment will be measured in time, as a moment given is sacred, finite, and can never be reclaimed.”	42	TwoSentenceHorror
[OCT22] I’m beginning to suspect that my wife is not longer the woman I married, that she’s been replaced by something else.	42	TwoSentenceHorror
My two year old woke me up several times in the middle of the night saying “spy-ee-der” and pointing in her crib.	39	TwoSentenceHorror
[OCT22] I know she only married me to get her citizenship, but that’s ok.	36	TwoSentenceHorror
[AUG22] I vaguely remember my science teacher telling us that there’s no such thing as cold, only the absence of heat.	35	TwoSentenceHorror
[SEP22] The year is 2133, and millions of fans lament that their assigned team, the Detroit Lions, just lost Super Amazon Prime Bowl CLXVII.	35	TwoSentenceHorror