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I told the genie that I wished for my favorite country/pop singer to record a song about me.

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After three unsuccessful suicide attempts, my older sister is finally at rest at Hillside Memorial Gardens.

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I looked into the corner of my hospice room, and there sat old Mamasan, as silent and unchanging as ever.

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I told the genie, "I want to be so famous, that people will still know who I am 100 years from now!"

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I hit a pedestrian with my car, and even though she didn't seem to be injured, I offered to drive her to the hospital and gave her some Tylenol.

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My wife and I got in an argument over whether we should let our son come out of the closet.

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"Your wife has been cheating on you, and she hired a hit man to take you out."

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I don't consider myself to be a hero, but I prevented my neighbors' wife from being kidnapped (and possibly raped and murdered!) today.

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My 4 year old son was so excited when I brought home the 8 week old mastiff puppy I adopted from the local pound, and told him he could name her.

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I thought my girlfriend would appreciate me trying to role-play "Fifty Shades of Grey " with her last night.

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