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[WP] You took your phone with you to the toilet to pass the time. After a while, you look up and realize that you’ve just crapped through the apocalypse.

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[WP] Babies get superpowers based on exposure to something right after they are born. As an experiment, scientists put you along with 299 other infants into a room filled with bits of everything known to man.

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[WP] "Remember, whatever you do, DON'T hit them in the head. You'll lose yours."

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You’ve unknowingly pissed off a witch and she’s been trying to get back at you. However, by some miracle, you keep ruining her efforts.

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[WP] God is dyslexic; he's been writing "Dog" on all of his legal paperwork for eternity. When the Council sends auditors to heaven, the angels point them to Cerberus, in Hades' realm.

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[WP] After an alien invasion, humanity is on the brink of extinction. After managing to capture and experiment on one of the invaders, humans discover their weakness: heavy metal.

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[WP] You wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty. As you take a sip of water, you realize you are now allergic to it.

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[WP] People had prayed for his second coming. But what came wasn’t what they wished for.

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[WP] “You don’t understand. I love you!” “Come on! Haven’t you realized by now? You’re not even real!”

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[WP] You took your phone with you to the toilet to pass the time. After a while, you look up and realize that you’ve just crapped through the apocalypse.	1
[WP] Babies get superpowers based on exposure to something right after they are born. As an experiment, scientists put you along with 299 other infants into a room filled with bits of everything known to man.	1
[WP] "Remember, whatever you do, DON'T hit them in the head. You'll lose yours."	1
You’ve unknowingly pissed off a witch and she’s been trying to get back at you. However, by some miracle, you keep ruining her efforts.	1
[WP] God is dyslexic; he's been writing "Dog" on all of his legal paperwork for eternity. When the Council sends auditors to heaven, the angels point them to Cerberus, in Hades' realm.	1
[WP] After an alien invasion, humanity is on the brink of extinction. After managing to capture and experiment on one of the invaders, humans discover their weakness: heavy metal.	1
[WP] You wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty. As you take a sip of water, you realize you are now allergic to it.	1
[WP] People had prayed for his second coming. But what came wasn’t what they wished for.	0
[WP] “You don’t understand. I love you!” “Come on! Haven’t you realized by now? You’re not even real!”	0