/u/AnonymousCakeLord's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was thankful when I shot up from my nightmare with a racing heart, as it meant I was still alive.

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A young girl wearing headphones casually walked into a bank while singing out the song she was listening to, oddly ignoring any offers for help or customer service.

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Nervously, I stood up from my desk and proceeded over to the front to give my presentation.

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I am flossing out a popcorn shell that got stuck between my teeth.

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My husband glared at me from across the room while I shakily ordered a pizza over the phone, answering all their questions and such.

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The child lie still as the doctors found out only minutes too late that he had overdosed on multivitamin gummies.

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[NOV22] I was finally able to take enough money out to pay for my own life insurance policy.

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I shot the beast with silver, just as everybody told me to do.

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I go to swim at the beach every day after work to unwind and enjoy some time to myself.

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I laughed when the weather reporters said it was raining cats and dogs outside.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was thankful when I shot up from my nightmare with a racing heart, as it meant I was still alive.	21
A young girl wearing headphones casually walked into a bank while singing out the song she was listening to, oddly ignoring any offers for help or customer service.	15
Nervously, I stood up from my desk and proceeded over to the front to give my presentation.	15
I am flossing out a popcorn shell that got stuck between my teeth.	14
My husband glared at me from across the room while I shakily ordered a pizza over the phone, answering all their questions and such.	14
The child lie still as the doctors found out only minutes too late that he had overdosed on multivitamin gummies.	12
[NOV22] I was finally able to take enough money out to pay for my own life insurance policy.	11
I shot the beast with silver, just as everybody told me to do.	10
I go to swim at the beach every day after work to unwind and enjoy some time to myself.	10
I laughed when the weather reporters said it was raining cats and dogs outside.	10