/u/Anthonybrose's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Finally, after days of being held captive by my wife, I was able to call 911.

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I went into a tattoo shop and asked the artist for a Phoenix tattoo.

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I pulled my coat closer to my body as I watched the wind gusting through the window.

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The last woman on earth sat in a room.

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Everyone thought the worst was over once the ban was lifted.

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I woke up from a long nap to a very dark and very quiet airplane.

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There's nothing more satisfying than taking off your bra after a long day and letting out a big fart.

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As a security guard, I have to be on my toes at all times, so when I heard a call for help, I yelled "I'll be right there!"

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I was really happy when a nice couple moved into my house.

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I am the last woman on earth.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Finally, after days of being held captive by my wife, I was able to call 911.	595
I went into a tattoo shop and asked the artist for a Phoenix tattoo.	585
I pulled my coat closer to my body as I watched the wind gusting through the window.	442
The last woman on earth sat in a room.	421
Everyone thought the worst was over once the ban was lifted.	420
I woke up from a long nap to a very dark and very quiet airplane.	405
There's nothing more satisfying than taking off your bra after a long day and letting out a big fart.	355
As a security guard, I have to be on my toes at all times, so when I heard a call for help, I yelled "I'll be right there!"	335
I was really happy when a nice couple moved into my house.	330
I am the last woman on earth.	310