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I don't trust people.

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If you love something, set it free.

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I closed the door slowly and locked the door quietly to avoid being heard.

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"Eat your soup, it will make you feel better," my mother told me as she tried to help treat my illness.

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I never believed that people in a third-world country truly resorted to cannibalism these days.

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My charity organization houses and funds the care for thousands of people.

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My wife told me she was pregnant, but she seemed so distraught over it.

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It's taken me years as a politician, but all my hard work has paid off and now I'm finally President.

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As my victim turned her head to me, her head opened at the side like a broken coconut from the wound left by my axe.

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As my victim turned her head to me, her head opened at the side like a broken coconut from the wound left by my axe.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I don't trust people.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
If you love something, set it free.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
I closed the door slowly and locked the door quietly to avoid being heard.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
"Eat your soup, it will make you feel better," my mother told me as she tried to help treat my illness.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
I never believed that people in a third-world country truly resorted to cannibalism these days.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
My charity organization houses and funds the care for thousands of people.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife told me she was pregnant, but she seemed so distraught over it.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
It's taken me years as a politician, but all my hard work has paid off and now I'm finally President.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
As my victim turned her head to me, her head opened at the side like a broken coconut from the wound left by my axe.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
As my victim turned her head to me, her head opened at the side like a broken coconut from the wound left by my axe.	1	TwoSentenceHorror