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Blood drips to the floor as the surgeon begins to slice open…

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We find it funny that humans imagine their aliens and gods are creatures that have a similar size and look as themselves or are huge machines ready to dominate a smaller species.

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My son’s doppelgänger whispers in a gruff voice, “I’d love to help you find your son, but I have no idea who he is.”

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There was an orphanage that lost 4 nurses a year on average and the kids were suspects.

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My favorite pastime was to bring my golf clubs to the driving range and hit some balls.

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They euphorically escorted me around the whole area, driving me through the countryside by bus, boating me over local lakes, and showed me the town by air.

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Pigeons ran across the outfield as clouds and sun cast moving shadows on professionally manicured grass and infield dirt.

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I felt my brother had been buried alive so I dug down and opened his coffin.

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Upon defecating and urinating, Tom continued to swipe through Reddit on his phone as he sat on the toilet.

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I drive an ambulance for a Special Burns Unit.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Blood drips to the floor as the surgeon begins to slice open…	18
We find it funny that humans imagine their aliens and gods are creatures that have a similar size and look as themselves or are huge machines ready to dominate a smaller species.	16
My son’s doppelgänger whispers in a gruff voice, “I’d love to help you find your son, but I have no idea who he is.”	14
There was an orphanage that lost 4 nurses a year on average and the kids were suspects.	14
My favorite pastime was to bring my golf clubs to the driving range and hit some balls.	14
They euphorically escorted me around the whole area, driving me through the countryside by bus, boating me over local lakes, and showed me the town by air.	13
Pigeons ran across the outfield as clouds and sun cast moving shadows on professionally manicured grass and infield dirt.	13
I felt my brother had been buried alive so I dug down and opened his coffin.	12
Upon defecating and urinating, Tom continued to swipe through Reddit on his phone as he sat on the toilet.	12
I drive an ambulance for a Special Burns Unit.	12