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[DEC23] Regular scans revealed that the benign mass in my brain I’d had for years had slowly doubled in size, but the scan today showed it suddenly gone.

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[DEC23] The young man excitedly showed me all the cat food he had and I promptly shot him in the face with my double-barrel shotgun.

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“Wait, doesn’t ace mean you’ve shot down five fighter pilots?” my date asked, perplexed.

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[DEC23] “Soon, Earth’s population will double in size, and resources will be scarce,” the presenter stated.

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I watched in horror as my neighbor gunned down my cat, then my dog.

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I was instructed to insert a catheter into the unconscious accident victim, a hulking behemoth of a man. NSFW

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[DEC23] My dad installed a bidet in my apartment because “toilet paper is a scam” and loved it so much he used it on all his newly frequent visits.

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Our countries are truly run by multifarious, multinational corporations, and I am going to name all the people behind the curtain.

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[DEC23] When my newborn with a rare blood type came out of neonatal emergency surgery, I did a double take.

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Enjoying Disney World with my family, it seemed like no one else noticed the little girl following us, until she reached for my hand.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[DEC23] Regular scans revealed that the benign mass in my brain I’d had for years had slowly doubled in size, but the scan today showed it suddenly gone.	1
[DEC23] The young man excitedly showed me all the cat food he had and I promptly shot him in the face with my double-barrel shotgun.	1
“Wait, doesn’t ace mean you’ve shot down five fighter pilots?” my date asked, perplexed.	1
[DEC23] “Soon, Earth’s population will double in size, and resources will be scarce,” the presenter stated.	1
I watched in horror as my neighbor gunned down my cat, then my dog.	1
I was instructed to insert a catheter into the unconscious accident victim, a hulking behemoth of a man. NSFW	1
[DEC23] My dad installed a bidet in my apartment because “toilet paper is a scam” and loved it so much he used it on all his newly frequent visits.	1
Our countries are truly run by multifarious, multinational corporations, and I am going to name all the people behind the curtain.	1
[DEC23] When my newborn with a rare blood type came out of neonatal emergency surgery, I did a double take.	1
Enjoying Disney World with my family, it seemed like no one else noticed the little girl following us, until she reached for my hand.	1