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[SEP23] I brought blue cheese garlic mashed potatoes to my family potluck.

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[SEP23] Combining the crystal ball, the quantum computer, and the new AI, we were able to glimpse humanity seven thousand years into the future.

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[SEP23] In my seventies now, the sole survivor on earth, and my memory is starting to go.

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[SEP23] My seven year old neighbor is always hiding in places to jump out and scare me; he once hid in my closet for an entire night to scare me in the morning.

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[SEP23] I stare at my girlfriend’s pregnancy test feeling a mixture of sadness and relief.

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[SEP23] My neighbor’s seven year old is always following me around and hiding in ridiculous places so he can jump out and scare me.

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[SEP23] My loving girlfriend of seven years always treated my dick like an emotional support pacifier; she told me she couldn’t live without it.

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[SEP23] In the new house our neighbor’s dog literally barked all night every night and wouldn’t stop until 7am, so I snuck him out and had him debarked.

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[SEP23] “Scientists think they got here six or seven million years ago,” the father tells his wide eyed son.

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[SEP23] My seven year old appeared out of the crowd triumphantly holding up the half eaten ice cream cone and I screamed in horror.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[SEP23] I brought blue cheese garlic mashed potatoes to my family potluck.	1
[SEP23] Combining the crystal ball, the quantum computer, and the new AI, we were able to glimpse humanity seven thousand years into the future.	1
[SEP23] In my seventies now, the sole survivor on earth, and my memory is starting to go.	1
[SEP23] My seven year old neighbor is always hiding in places to jump out and scare me; he once hid in my closet for an entire night to scare me in the morning.	1
[SEP23] I stare at my girlfriend’s pregnancy test feeling a mixture of sadness and relief.	1
[SEP23] My neighbor’s seven year old is always following me around and hiding in ridiculous places so he can jump out and scare me.	1
[SEP23] My loving girlfriend of seven years always treated my dick like an emotional support pacifier; she told me she couldn’t live without it.	1
[SEP23] In the new house our neighbor’s dog literally barked all night every night and wouldn’t stop until 7am, so I snuck him out and had him debarked.	1
[SEP23] “Scientists think they got here six or seven million years ago,” the father tells his wide eyed son.	1
[SEP23] My seven year old appeared out of the crowd triumphantly holding up the half eaten ice cream cone and I screamed in horror.	1