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[OCT23] Every Friday night I drive rideshare to meet women.

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[OCT23] My wife sobbed as she held the note that read “C yoU Next Tuesday”

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[OCT23] I was shocked when my new GF’s stepdad took me aside during our first Sunday dinner and told me “Don’t worry about wearing a condom.”

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[OCT23] My family tried to stop me, but on Monday I ran away from home.

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[OCT23] When the fingerlike mushrooms began to sprout all around our house, my wife joked that we had built over an ancient burial ground.

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[OCT23] My first job working at T.G.I. Friday’s a guy covered in blood would sit in the corner booth every night right as we were closing.

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[OCT23] I go to the movies on Mondays because it’s usually empty, but today there was one other person in the theater with me.

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[OCT23] My daughter cried when the OBGYN confirmed she was a virgin on her Friday visit.

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[OCT23] When I saw the results of my daughter’s pregnancy test I demanded she go out and have sex with a man by Sunday.

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[OCT23] It was almost adorable watching my six year old son trying to choke down his dinner without drinking anything.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[OCT23] Every Friday night I drive rideshare to meet women.	1
[OCT23] My wife sobbed as she held the note that read “C yoU Next Tuesday”	1
[OCT23] I was shocked when my new GF’s stepdad took me aside during our first Sunday dinner and told me “Don’t worry about wearing a condom.”	1
[OCT23] My family tried to stop me, but on Monday I ran away from home.	1
[OCT23] When the fingerlike mushrooms began to sprout all around our house, my wife joked that we had built over an ancient burial ground.	1
[OCT23] My first job working at T.G.I. Friday’s a guy covered in blood would sit in the corner booth every night right as we were closing.	1
[OCT23] I go to the movies on Mondays because it’s usually empty, but today there was one other person in the theater with me.	1
[OCT23] My daughter cried when the OBGYN confirmed she was a virgin on her Friday visit.	1
[OCT23] When I saw the results of my daughter’s pregnancy test I demanded she go out and have sex with a man by Sunday.	1
[OCT23] It was almost adorable watching my six year old son trying to choke down his dinner without drinking anything.	1