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“Holy SHIT, they used to let you do THAT??” my granddaughter exclaimed, looking at the video of me as a child.

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My father calmly dove into the pool and grabbed my little brother who was floundering.

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[OCT23] Friday I walked in on my wife moaning wildly as she received oral sex from my best friend.

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When the police lights came on behind us my drunk friend pulled over and called 911, declaring he would just call in a fake accident so they’d have to divert.

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The last room we found in the abandoned Longevity™ lab was at the end of a long hallway lined with dead bodies on hospital beds.

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As a volunteer firefighter I get one of those blue emergency lights for my car and sometimes I’ll prank my friends by pretending to pull them over.

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Heartbeat racing with worry, I watched the five desperate people try to make it across the hazardous field with a horde of zombies in hot pursuit.

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[OCT23] When I walked into the office Monday everyone was laughing hysterically.

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“I hope you have more stamina than my last lover,” the stunning beauty winked. NSFW

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My father calmly dove into the pool to save my little brother who was thrashing and screaming for help.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Holy SHIT, they used to let you do THAT??” my granddaughter exclaimed, looking at the video of me as a child.	1
My father calmly dove into the pool and grabbed my little brother who was floundering.	1
[OCT23] Friday I walked in on my wife moaning wildly as she received oral sex from my best friend.	1
When the police lights came on behind us my drunk friend pulled over and called 911, declaring he would just call in a fake accident so they’d have to divert.	1
The last room we found in the abandoned Longevity™ lab was at the end of a long hallway lined with dead bodies on hospital beds.	1
As a volunteer firefighter I get one of those blue emergency lights for my car and sometimes I’ll prank my friends by pretending to pull them over.	1
Heartbeat racing with worry, I watched the five desperate people try to make it across the hazardous field with a horde of zombies in hot pursuit.	1
[OCT23] When I walked into the office Monday everyone was laughing hysterically.	1
“I hope you have more stamina than my last lover,” the stunning beauty winked. NSFW	1
My father calmly dove into the pool to save my little brother who was thrashing and screaming for help.	1