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Every morning I’d walk to the entrance of the cave, peer into the darkness, and toss a fresh bone just beyond the reach of the light.

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On December 31st at 11:59pm you will receive an emergency text warning of an alien invasion and instructing you to shelter in place.

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[DEC23] My husband refused to let go of our stillborn child no matter how desperately I begged.

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The pro-life protestors clashed with the pro-choice protestors

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Were you at a cheap motel last weekend getting peed on and defecated on by a young Chinese woman?

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When I got drafted to the big league I was warned that there’d be girls trying to “trap me,” so I always made sure to wear a condom and throw it out after.

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Scouring the depths of the Pacific for enemy vessels, our submarine’s radar picked up a Soviet sub below us and closing fast.

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The young man excitedly showed me all the cat food he had and I promptly shot him dead.

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[DEC23] When my testicle doubled in size overnight, the doctor told me I had cancer and it would have to be removed.

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Have you ever seen one of those people that looks just like their dog?

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every morning I’d walk to the entrance of the cave, peer into the darkness, and toss a fresh bone just beyond the reach of the light.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
On December 31st at 11:59pm you will receive an emergency text warning of an alien invasion and instructing you to shelter in place.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC23] My husband refused to let go of our stillborn child no matter how desperately I begged.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
The pro-life protestors clashed with the pro-choice protestors	4	TwoSentenceHorror
Were you at a cheap motel last weekend getting peed on and defecated on by a young Chinese woman?	4	TwoSentenceHorror
When I got drafted to the big league I was warned that there’d be girls trying to “trap me,” so I always made sure to wear a condom and throw it out after.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
Scouring the depths of the Pacific for enemy vessels, our submarine’s radar picked up a Soviet sub below us and closing fast.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
The young man excitedly showed me all the cat food he had and I promptly shot him dead.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC23] When my testicle doubled in size overnight, the doctor told me I had cancer and it would have to be removed.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
Have you ever seen one of those people that looks just like their dog?	3	TwoSentenceHorror