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The grave digger’s lovely singing caught my ear as I passed by the cemetery on my nightly stroll.

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I make a decent salary at the Google Maps Street View department doing what their computers can’t.

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“In the unlikely event of trans-dimensional turbulence during our flight, a blind fold will be released from the compartment above your head.”

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The box said one line means ‘not pregnant’ and two lines means ‘pregnant’...

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Back in the good old days, my patients always used to leave my office with a certain smile.

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The child, starring blankly into my eyes, cranked the jack in the box till the song ended, but nothing popped up.

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“Welcome to Painting with Pete! For today’s episode fill your pallet with Titanium White, Midnight, Cadmium Yellow, Dark Sienna, and as much Alizarin Crimson you can spare...

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We have to meticulously follow every precaution to ensure the experiment does not end up contaminated.

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All ten of us were stripped naked, tied, gagged, and left at the end of an alley.

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No one but me can remember when it suddenly appeared.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The grave digger’s lovely singing caught my ear as I passed by the cemetery on my nightly stroll.	74
I make a decent salary at the Google Maps Street View department doing what their computers can’t.	68
“In the unlikely event of trans-dimensional turbulence during our flight, a blind fold will be released from the compartment above your head.”	65
The box said one line means ‘not pregnant’ and two lines means ‘pregnant’...	65
Back in the good old days, my patients always used to leave my office with a certain smile.	64
The child, starring blankly into my eyes, cranked the jack in the box till the song ended, but nothing popped up.	59
“Welcome to Painting with Pete! For today’s episode fill your pallet with Titanium White, Midnight, Cadmium Yellow, Dark Sienna, and as much Alizarin Crimson you can spare...	58
We have to meticulously follow every precaution to ensure the experiment does not end up contaminated.	58
All ten of us were stripped naked, tied, gagged, and left at the end of an alley.	56
No one but me can remember when it suddenly appeared.	52