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Pointing into the night sky, I show my daughter the red planet...

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I wished for free will.

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Tearing themselves up out the ground and swimming through the air like giant squids in water, they left the atmosphere to return home, leaving behind a bare Earth.

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Sometimes I think there’s something under my bed…

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After being cursed eons ago to sort all the world’s books, I finally pick up the last one and proceed to break down in a panic.

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As sweat runs down his brow I can see the world champion of ‘Never Have I Ever’ knows he’s in grave danger of losing his title to me.

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As a life guard I would normally be jumping in to rescue Tommy by now...

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“Look honey, I’m sorry you had to see that boy suffer an agonizing and slow death...

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The hair on the back of my neck stood up...

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The cryogenically frozen sleepers always assume the cure to their terminal illness has been found when they wake up.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Pointing into the night sky, I show my daughter the red planet...	636	TwoSentenceHorror
I wished for free will.	367	TwoSentenceHorror
Tearing themselves up out the ground and swimming through the air like giant squids in water, they left the atmosphere to return home, leaving behind a bare Earth.	317	TwoSentenceHorror
Sometimes I think there’s something under my bed…	307	TwoSentenceHorror
After being cursed eons ago to sort all the world’s books, I finally pick up the last one and proceed to break down in a panic.	303	TwoSentenceHorror
As sweat runs down his brow I can see the world champion of ‘Never Have I Ever’ knows he’s in grave danger of losing his title to me.	299	TwoSentenceComedy
As a life guard I would normally be jumping in to rescue Tommy by now...	244	TwoSentenceHorror
“Look honey, I’m sorry you had to see that boy suffer an agonizing and slow death...	234	TwoSentenceHorror
The hair on the back of my neck stood up...	196	TwoSentenceHorror
The cryogenically frozen sleepers always assume the cure to their terminal illness has been found when they wake up.	191	TwoSentenceHorror