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I wish I had the imagination of my ancient ancestors as I look into the night sky.

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I sat at the beach waiting for the moon to rise over the night sea...

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Knowing that this is likely the last chance I or anyone else will have this opportunity, I rushed outside.

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My lazy sister can keep begging me for my hard earned money until she’s blue in the face.

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The grave digger’s lovely singing caught my ear as I passed by the cemetery on my nightly stroll.

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I make a decent salary at the Google Maps Street View department doing what their computers can’t.

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“In the unlikely event of trans-dimensional turbulence during our flight, a blind fold will be released from the compartment above your head.”

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The box said one line means ‘not pregnant’ and two lines means ‘pregnant’...

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Back in the good old days, my patients always used to leave my office with a certain smile.

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The child, starring blankly into my eyes, cranked the jack in the box till the song ended, but nothing popped up.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wish I had the imagination of my ancient ancestors as I look into the night sky.	106	TwoSentenceHorror
I sat at the beach waiting for the moon to rise over the night sea...	90	TwoSentenceHorror
Knowing that this is likely the last chance I or anyone else will have this opportunity, I rushed outside.	88	TwoSentenceHorror
My lazy sister can keep begging me for my hard earned money until she’s blue in the face.	76	TwoSentenceHorror
The grave digger’s lovely singing caught my ear as I passed by the cemetery on my nightly stroll.	74	TwoSentenceHorror
I make a decent salary at the Google Maps Street View department doing what their computers can’t.	68	TwoSentenceHorror
“In the unlikely event of trans-dimensional turbulence during our flight, a blind fold will be released from the compartment above your head.”	65	TwoSentenceHorror
The box said one line means ‘not pregnant’ and two lines means ‘pregnant’...	65	TwoSentenceHorror
Back in the good old days, my patients always used to leave my office with a certain smile.	64	TwoSentenceHorror
The child, starring blankly into my eyes, cranked the jack in the box till the song ended, but nothing popped up.	59	TwoSentenceHorror