/u/BeautifulDawn888's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
When we had tied up the family of the home we had broken into, I looked at the family portrait and pointed out that there was another child we had missed.
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My boss told me that if one of his dates comes by and gives a codeword, she has to be sent up to his office so they can have time together alone.
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When my team went along to the killer's home behind a small forest and saved his most recent victim, I asked how many victims he had.
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He always used to tell his daughter, "There are no monsters under the bed," and he would then look underneath.
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When my dad, suffering from Alzheimer's, started repeating women's names, even calling me by them, I wondered if he had had affairs in the past.
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AIBU for putting meat into a customer's food because I think she became conceited ever since she started her 'cool' vegan diet?
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