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After my daughter delivered a brief introduction her imaginary friend materialised before my very eyes.
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It had been so long since anyone had seen a fish that we'd simply forgotten about warning the kids not to eat them.
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I reached into the Santa's sack with the kind of overacting only seen on daytime dramas to retrieve the last two gifts in the bag, saved especially for the end, and handed one to Sally and one to Tom.
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I sit and watch with disgust as the fly crawls across the young girl's face, around her nose and mouth, before finally walking across her eye.
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The discovery that our landlord had installed a pinhole camera in our bedroom has sickened me to my core.
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I was once asked in an interview if "our humanity died when we decided to draw lots to see which child we would eat next to survive".
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"If you're going to stay with us you'll need to get rid of your tracker," said the guy in the doorway.
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