/u/Blaisegrimm91's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was never qualified to use the carpet rolling machine because of my colorblindness

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I was supposed to kill the witch 3 weeks ago, but she keeps leaving cakes and pies out where I can get them

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I couldn't believe the bargain we got on this house, even if it is a fixer upper.

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Am I the asshole for not donating my kidney to a dying person?

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As the hunters drew their knives, ready to fulfill their duty to the village, they taunted me about how bad it hurts to get stabbed.

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Curious about the hole in the wall, I decided to be spontaneous in my curiosity NSFW

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The research team did explain that every universe would be slightly different.

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I had my suspicions about my husband having an affair with one of our research partners

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"we recognize the risk of the AI developing the psychological traits of their creators"

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Despite being an inventor and demolitions specialist, John was eventually thrown out of the town for also being a malicious prankster.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was never qualified to use the carpet rolling machine because of my colorblindness	28
I was supposed to kill the witch 3 weeks ago, but she keeps leaving cakes and pies out where I can get them	28
I couldn't believe the bargain we got on this house, even if it is a fixer upper.	27
Am I the asshole for not donating my kidney to a dying person?	24
As the hunters drew their knives, ready to fulfill their duty to the village, they taunted me about how bad it hurts to get stabbed.	22
Curious about the hole in the wall, I decided to be spontaneous in my curiosity NSFW	16
The research team did explain that every universe would be slightly different.	14
I had my suspicions about my husband having an affair with one of our research partners	13
"we recognize the risk of the AI developing the psychological traits of their creators"	8
Despite being an inventor and demolitions specialist, John was eventually thrown out of the town for also being a malicious prankster.	7