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So, today our manager solemnly announced that our coworker Paul had unexpectedly committed suicide over the weekend.

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“Mortality is the only reason tyrants of the past don’t still rule today.”

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He was shocked to see himself on the surveillance video murdering his many victims night after night.

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“I wish to be rich!” he said to the monkey paw, laughing at the ridiculousness of it all when the paw failed to react.

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She begged for her life as I tied her up and closed the lid.

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When they told me I was immortal, I never expected to see the end of the universe.

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It was a hard winter that led to my father’s death.

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You’ve been a constant friend to me and I never could have made it this far without you.

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I never thought I’d be scared to see a picture of myself.

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“Thank you, Daddy!” she said while hugging me as they put the final stamps on her adoption paper.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
So, today our manager solemnly announced that our coworker Paul had unexpectedly committed suicide over the weekend.	39
“Mortality is the only reason tyrants of the past don’t still rule today.”	38
He was shocked to see himself on the surveillance video murdering his many victims night after night.	37
“I wish to be rich!” he said to the monkey paw, laughing at the ridiculousness of it all when the paw failed to react.	37
She begged for her life as I tied her up and closed the lid.	36
When they told me I was immortal, I never expected to see the end of the universe.	36
It was a hard winter that led to my father’s death.	35
You’ve been a constant friend to me and I never could have made it this far without you.	35
I never thought I’d be scared to see a picture of myself.	33
“Thank you, Daddy!” she said while hugging me as they put the final stamps on her adoption paper.	33