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"So, this is the Leviathan, whose jaws are the gates of hell and claws shred the unbelievers to hair-thin pieces?"

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My family never condoned cannibalism

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There is a statue of a man pointing at my house in the center of our town

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I have a talent of turning wealth into things of beauty

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You've been away for ten years, seven campaigns, so that you could kill people with impunity

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Out of the sheer boredom I watched a bum vomiting in the corner of the station

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First child has been born with trilateral symmetry!

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The new cat breed was voted the cutest ever and quickly became the most popular all over the world

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It was a simple rounding mistake, I swear

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Almost every night we went to the abandoned church where the ghost of an old priest dwelled, always delighted to see us children visit the house of God and partake of holy sacraments

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"So, this is the Leviathan, whose jaws are the gates of hell and claws shred the unbelievers to hair-thin pieces?"	122
My family never condoned cannibalism	91
There is a statue of a man pointing at my house in the center of our town	89
I have a talent of turning wealth into things of beauty	56
You've been away for ten years, seven campaigns, so that you could kill people with impunity	52
Out of the sheer boredom I watched a bum vomiting in the corner of the station	49
First child has been born with trilateral symmetry!	31
The new cat breed was voted the cutest ever and quickly became the most popular all over the world	26
It was a simple rounding mistake, I swear	23
Almost every night we went to the abandoned church where the ghost of an old priest dwelled, always delighted to see us children visit the house of God and partake of holy sacraments	21