/u/Boston500's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Everyone says my wife and kids look just like me.

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A boy asks his mother where monsters come from.

75 upvotes

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After seeing my father on death row, I swore I would never end up like him.

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My parents used to tell me that thunder was just the sound of angels bowling.

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Once the lid closed, I began to feel death and decay seeping into the coffin.

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I watched, paralyzed, as the maniac chopped me apart.

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The officer sat me down in a chair, gave me a blanket, and asked for my name.

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Sitting at the table, we bowed our heads to thank the Lord for our Thanksgiving feast.

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My husband used to talk in his sleep.

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In exchange for a small fortune, the gypsy promised to make all of my dreams come true.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Everyone says my wife and kids look just like me.	95
A boy asks his mother where monsters come from.	75
After seeing my father on death row, I swore I would never end up like him.	68
My parents used to tell me that thunder was just the sound of angels bowling.	57
Once the lid closed, I began to feel death and decay seeping into the coffin.	49
I watched, paralyzed, as the maniac chopped me apart.	45
The officer sat me down in a chair, gave me a blanket, and asked for my name.	45
Sitting at the table, we bowed our heads to thank the Lord for our Thanksgiving feast.	40
My husband used to talk in his sleep.	35
In exchange for a small fortune, the gypsy promised to make all of my dreams come true.	32