/u/Bronzecrank's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
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When the cop pulled me over for speeding, I explained that my daughter needed to go to the bathroom, so I was trying to get home as soon as possible.
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As I ascended into a beautiful glowing whiteness, I felt so grateful that, despite my flaws, I had made it into heaven.
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In a last ditch effort to escape, we set the warp drive to full power and quickly set the location coordinates for Earth.
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