/u/Bubu87xx's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I'm sorry, I was bored and it looked like fun, i don't why you are making a big thing out of it."

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I finally let my partner see me fully naked, and she did not like what she saw.

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I met my Fiance two years ago when she tried jumping in front of me in the queue at a cafe and knocked over a tray of boiling hot coffee, scalding me in the process.

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I have been using homeless kids in my area to help support my new trampoline project.

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I'm out of fuel, miles from anywhere and the morning sun is melting the last of the ice.

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I really believe that I have superpowers; I overpowered my bullies with ease and now they're really nice to me.

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I thought getting bit by ticks on my privates was the worst part of that walk.

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My mom promised me that she would beat me so bad that I would end up in hospital the next time I stole one of her cookies.

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I thought, peace at last.

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I keep having these recurring dreams where my wife sneaks into the kids' room in the middle of the night and gives them candy laced in rat poison.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I'm sorry, I was bored and it looked like fun, i don't why you are making a big thing out of it."	75
I finally let my partner see me fully naked, and she did not like what she saw.	68
I met my Fiance two years ago when she tried jumping in front of me in the queue at a cafe and knocked over a tray of boiling hot coffee, scalding me in the process.	62
I have been using homeless kids in my area to help support my new trampoline project.	57
I'm out of fuel, miles from anywhere and the morning sun is melting the last of the ice.	57
I really believe that I have superpowers; I overpowered my bullies with ease and now they're really nice to me.	52
I thought getting bit by ticks on my privates was the worst part of that walk.	50
My mom promised me that she would beat me so bad that I would end up in hospital the next time I stole one of her cookies.	50
I thought, peace at last.	45
I keep having these recurring dreams where my wife sneaks into the kids' room in the middle of the night and gives them candy laced in rat poison.	39