/u/Bubu87xx's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I thought it would be funny to super glue my boyfriends penis shut after he drank himself unconscious trying to finish a keg.

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After I went to church to tell the priest my confession he freaked out and tried to call the cops.

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My baby stayed awake all night crying out for me to feed her, so I just turned off the sound on the monitor and ignored her.

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The new GTA VR is so realistic that I was left with bruises all over my body after crashing a bus load of kids into a tree.

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My client was so unhappy with the wall I built for him, he threatened to sue me if didn't knock it down.

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When the police found my mommy unconscious on the floor after taking too many of her pills, they told me I'd have to go live with daddy until she gets better.

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I had to get rid of my new tenants because of the perverted shit they got up to.

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I asked my wife did she know the guy crossing the street because of the way he was smiling at her.

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I only started writing on here to share my thoughts with others, but I got so much positive feedback that I felt like I should try make a career out of it.

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After breaking up with my cheating boyfriend I realized he was only good for one thing in the first place.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought it would be funny to super glue my boyfriends penis shut after he drank himself unconscious trying to finish a keg.	1
After I went to church to tell the priest my confession he freaked out and tried to call the cops.	1
My baby stayed awake all night crying out for me to feed her, so I just turned off the sound on the monitor and ignored her.	1
The new GTA VR is so realistic that I was left with bruises all over my body after crashing a bus load of kids into a tree.	1
My client was so unhappy with the wall I built for him, he threatened to sue me if didn't knock it down.	1
When the police found my mommy unconscious on the floor after taking too many of her pills, they told me I'd have to go live with daddy until she gets better.	1
I had to get rid of my new tenants because of the perverted shit they got up to.	1
I asked my wife did she know the guy crossing the street because of the way he was smiling at her.	1
I only started writing on here to share my thoughts with others, but I got so much positive feedback that I felt like I should try make a career out of it.	1
After breaking up with my cheating boyfriend I realized he was only good for one thing in the first place.	1