/u/Bubu87xx's posts
I told my wife that a display coffin at our funeral home was faulty so that our prankster son could jump out and scare her again.
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I was so embarrassed the first time I saw my wife; I just walked over to the table she was sitting at and without thinking blurted out, “Will you go to bed with me” and of course she refused.
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After years of rigorous treatments that only dragged out the unimaginable suffering that I had being going through, I felt almost relieved when I finally took my last breath.
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I wake up every morning convinced that a war started in eastern Europe because of my very vivid recurring nightmare, but luckily I can never find any trace of it on the news
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I told you that I have been watching you through your camera for a long time and I have over 20 hours of recordings and you just ignored my emails, so now I put up the link here for everyone to see.
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He knew that he had lost the war and would finally have to face the consequences, when even his most loyal soldiers turned on him.
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After one of the blisters on the wallpaper grew to the size of a football, I tried to pop it like a balloon.
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My mom used to tell me that your eyes are the window to your soul so when I grew up, I specialized in eye surgery.
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She was described as deranged that night as she stood at the forest edge, screaming into the dark abyss for the return of a daughter that never was.
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