/u/ByfelsDisciple's posts in /r/NoSleep

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Vampires Suck at Blowjobs

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I just inherited a haunted house, and the spirits are reacting to my indecent exposure

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Last year, I killed an innocent person. The guilt won’t stop, and you could easily be in my shoes next.

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I just inherited a haunted house that came with many rules. Today, I decided to browse a couple.

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I just graduated from medical school; here's what's been driving me through the worst of it

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There's Sex at the End

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ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Ignore the blood, everything is fine.

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I Think My Parents Were Demon Hunters

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This is the only homicide case where a U. S. judge allowed a Ouija Board as evidence

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I'm Regretting the Mile High Club, but my Job Demands It

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Vampires Suck at Blowjobs	3805
I just inherited a haunted house, and the spirits are reacting to my indecent exposure	3776
Last year, I killed an innocent person. The guilt won’t stop, and you could easily be in my shoes next.	3751
I just inherited a haunted house that came with many rules. Today, I decided to browse a couple.	3689
I just graduated from medical school; here's what's been driving me through the worst of it	3686
There's Sex at the End	3670
ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Ignore the blood, everything is fine.	3667
I Think My Parents Were Demon Hunters	3652
This is the only homicide case where a U. S. judge allowed a Ouija Board as evidence	3636
I'm Regretting the Mile High Club, but my Job Demands It	3556