/u/CBenson1273's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
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[DEC23] “Look at that fat, hairy, ugly idiot,” my wife said to me with a mocking laugh, “he could be your double!”
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I was surprised when my mom, who always hated me, told me I could have her new shoes later that day.
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[SEP22] As I watched the documentary on the worldwide food crisis, I asked Alexa if it was really that bad, but it assured me that there was more than sufficient food for the millions of people on Earth.
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“No, officer, I haven’t seen or heard from him,” I told the police officer nervously as they asked about my abusive ex-husband.
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“I love the look of freshly-cut meat,” I thought as I stood before the counter of the new butcher shop.
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After waking up with no memory of how I got here, I walked all night to get home to my wife and kids.
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“Don’t be silly,” I told my daughter as I tucked her in, “of course there’s no monster under your bed.”
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