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“Daddy, why do we always have our family picnics here?”

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I lay in the folding chair, relaxing on the apartment building roof as I watched the sunset.

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As I was going under the anesthesia for my appendectomy, my doctor said “don’t worry - you’ll wake up a new man!”

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[SEP] I sighed in joy and relief as I walked through my children’s bedroom door and saw them sleeping peacefully in their beds.

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Because I didn’t know the city well, I told Siri to have my GPS direct my friends and me to a good place to eat.

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[AUG24] I panicked when the flashlights suddenly illuminated me as I stood over the open hole in the ground, wife’s body beneath me and shovel in my hand.

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"This food is amazing," my three coworkers said as we ate at the new restaurant I'd suggested, "I wonder what their secret is?"

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As I walked alone at night through the snow after my car broke down, I was worried I would freeze to death before I found help.

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My wife cried tears of joy as she looked at me - after years of struggle under all of our debt, our suffering would finally be over.

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[SEP22] As I watched the documentary on the worldwide food crisis, I asked Alexa if it was really that bad, but it assured me that there was more than sufficient food for the millions of people on Earth.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Daddy, why do we always have our family picnics here?”	6
I lay in the folding chair, relaxing on the apartment building roof as I watched the sunset.	5
As I was going under the anesthesia for my appendectomy, my doctor said “don’t worry - you’ll wake up a new man!”	4
[SEP] I sighed in joy and relief as I walked through my children’s bedroom door and saw them sleeping peacefully in their beds.	3
Because I didn’t know the city well, I told Siri to have my GPS direct my friends and me to a good place to eat.	3
[AUG24] I panicked when the flashlights suddenly illuminated me as I stood over the open hole in the ground, wife’s body beneath me and shovel in my hand.	2
"This food is amazing," my three coworkers said as we ate at the new restaurant I'd suggested, "I wonder what their secret is?"	1
As I walked alone at night through the snow after my car broke down, I was worried I would freeze to death before I found help.	1
My wife cried tears of joy as she looked at me - after years of struggle under all of our debt, our suffering would finally be over.	1
[SEP22] As I watched the documentary on the worldwide food crisis, I asked Alexa if it was really that bad, but it assured me that there was more than sufficient food for the millions of people on Earth.	1