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It spoke in tongues.

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'take my legs but please not my arms'.

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I cooked her favourite meal.

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My friends never pick up the phone.

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I'm dreading summer because its when the bugs will come out.

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'KILLS 99.9% OF BACTERIA!'

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I've known you since you were born.

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We used a sledgehammer to crack the meteor open.

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At first I was angry but as I cower in my basement listening to the sounds above I can see why I was fired from work a week ago.

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"I'm sorry Dr, there's been a small clerical error..." the voice buzzed through the intercom.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It spoke in tongues.	13
'take my legs but please not my arms'.	13
I cooked her favourite meal.	13
My friends never pick up the phone.	12
I'm dreading summer because its when the bugs will come out.	12
'KILLS 99.9% OF BACTERIA!'	12
I've known you since you were born.	11
We used a sledgehammer to crack the meteor open.	11
At first I was angry but as I cower in my basement listening to the sounds above I can see why I was fired from work a week ago.	11
"I'm sorry Dr, there's been a small clerical error..." the voice buzzed through the intercom.	10