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The doctors told me to sign off before I underwent a minor operation, just routine.

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I was a crook and he was a dancer

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"He's coming out of the coma, gradually, but it will happen."

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I threatened to leak all the things my boss did to me.

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I looked down at my patient, what a shame.

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My 4 year old son ran off with the broom!

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Beating dead fish is my passion.

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"Hey Josh, do a back flip!"

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From a purely linguistic perspective, how long has the concept of bad words existed?

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He tied his head deep in a bucket full of water which was bolted to the ground

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