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As I stepped out the flaming bag I realized it wasn't a prank but a message.

9 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Why do vegans have beefs?

7 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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A lady squirrel and a gentleman squirrel were sitting in a tree at the park.

6 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Kids used to call me a sack of shit.

6 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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I always enjoyed a calm stroll through the woods and would often see deer and moose in a particular clearing.

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My sister met Michael Myers on Halloween.

4 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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My sister text me about a quiet, enigmatic guy she had over on Halloween.

4 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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Because of my crack and heroin addiction my P.O.S. parents won't lend me any money or let me in their house.

4 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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My wife loved to paint red roses.

3 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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I couldn't hold it in anymore...

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