| "We found the kidnapping victim, he is barely alive" said the cop | 7 | | | | |
| As I was walking down the fields in my town, I heard a woman frantically shouting | 6 | | | | |
| "Craig's is a place where all the family can come and enjoy!" Said the animatronic from Craig's | 6 | | | | |
| As the police came near me to arrest me for my crimes , I took out something from my backpack | 6 | | | | |
| Thanks to the heavens i survived the night raid | 6 | | | | |
| My "wife" was glad to see me return to home | 5 | | | | |
| I'm the guy in work that always eats whatever is in the fridge, no matter if it has a tag on it | 5 | | | | |
| Anthony: Where are you Jennifer, you havent answered to me for a week | 4 | | | | |
| After my breakup with my ex wife, I left very satisfied with how it went | 3 | | | | |
| As I know I will get fired from the Military outpost I work in, I decide to leave a gift for my employers | 2 | | | | |
