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Being a casket seller is a depressing job, but not at all boring.

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I shivered with fear by the couch as I told my roommate I didn't see my reflection in the mirror.

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My sister complained that the eye drops irritated her eyes.

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I was close to bringing the rapist to justice as I took off my female disguise, ready to arrest him.

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I've always been a scaredy cat, and I insisted to crack a door open to let light in and reassure myself at night.

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I just taught my 6 year old son to take pictures with my phone, seeing him fond of photos.

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As I stepped forward from the line for blood typing, the nurse said I didn't need to.

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The school security made diving into the campus' lake an offense punishable by expulsion.

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"Honey, why won't you answer the door? The poor man's been knocking for years!"

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When Emperor Qin Shi Huang tried to steal salt from the heavens above, he spilt some and it filled the seas with salt, to which his people enjoyed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Being a casket seller is a depressing job, but not at all boring.	11
I shivered with fear by the couch as I told my roommate I didn't see my reflection in the mirror.	10
My sister complained that the eye drops irritated her eyes.	9
I was close to bringing the rapist to justice as I took off my female disguise, ready to arrest him.	9
I've always been a scaredy cat, and I insisted to crack a door open to let light in and reassure myself at night.	9
I just taught my 6 year old son to take pictures with my phone, seeing him fond of photos.	8
As I stepped forward from the line for blood typing, the nurse said I didn't need to.	8
The school security made diving into the campus' lake an offense punishable by expulsion.	8
"Honey, why won't you answer the door? The poor man's been knocking for years!"	8
When Emperor Qin Shi Huang tried to steal salt from the heavens above, he spilt some and it filled the seas with salt, to which his people enjoyed.	8