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"Will you stop SCREAMING?! I barely touched you!"

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"I told you, I'm not gay."

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John cursed his predicament as Patient Zero, praying the nascent virus in him make his death quick and painless.

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I make dolls for a living, as they make the atmosphere more wholesome if used as decoration.

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My face was sweaty, so I wiped it with my hands.

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They say the deceased take up the form of white butterflies and watch over attendees during their funerals, as a final farewell.

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The doctor called me to apologize for his mistake; I don't actually have stage 3 stomach cancer, which is a relief.

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My father has sadly passed away yesterday morning.

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"You have a pair of hands and legs; USE THEM!" she yelled, annoyed.

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A month since our water supply was cut off due to an incident, my brother, a scientist suddenly flipped.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Will you stop SCREAMING?! I barely touched you!"	16	TwoSentenceHorror
"I told you, I'm not gay."	15	TwoSentenceHorror
John cursed his predicament as Patient Zero, praying the nascent virus in him make his death quick and painless.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
I make dolls for a living, as they make the atmosphere more wholesome if used as decoration.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
My face was sweaty, so I wiped it with my hands.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
They say the deceased take up the form of white butterflies and watch over attendees during their funerals, as a final farewell.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
The doctor called me to apologize for his mistake; I don't actually have stage 3 stomach cancer, which is a relief.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
My father has sadly passed away yesterday morning.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
"You have a pair of hands and legs; USE THEM!" she yelled, annoyed.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
A month since our water supply was cut off due to an incident, my brother, a scientist suddenly flipped.	12	TwoSentenceHorror