/u/Comprehensive_Type70's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The homeless man in the street was telling about Jesus and how he wasn't real.

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"If it's black, fight back, If it's brown, lay down, If it's white, say goodnight."

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"Dead people can't talk, honey." I heard a father tell his daughter, walking past my grave.

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I asked for advanced hearing from the genie in front of me.

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The dog barked loudly as I tried to get it to shut the fuck up.

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In the doorway stood a tall creature, looking pissed at me.

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The muffled sounds of screaming came from the giant animatronic rabbit, who was propped on stage, feet bolted to the ground.

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The walls of my house finally began to move, after years of anticipating.

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I found myself stuck, burried alive with no way to get out but my bare fingernails.

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I'm a good boy, so when mommy tells me to go to bed, I do as I'm told.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The homeless man in the street was telling about Jesus and how he wasn't real.	27
"If it's black, fight back, If it's brown, lay down, If it's white, say goodnight."	25
"Dead people can't talk, honey." I heard a father tell his daughter, walking past my grave.	25
I asked for advanced hearing from the genie in front of me.	15
The dog barked loudly as I tried to get it to shut the fuck up.	15
In the doorway stood a tall creature, looking pissed at me.	14
The muffled sounds of screaming came from the giant animatronic rabbit, who was propped on stage, feet bolted to the ground.	13
The walls of my house finally began to move, after years of anticipating.	12
I found myself stuck, burried alive with no way to get out but my bare fingernails.	11
I'm a good boy, so when mommy tells me to go to bed, I do as I'm told.	11